Author: bsusan.joe@gmail.com

  • The season I stepped on flowers, ran into trees and walked with bees

    The season I stepped on flowers, ran into trees and walked with bees

    The months tumbled on like the clothes in my washing machine, and before I knew it, the biting winter cold gave way to a glorious autumn. Spring followed, and, finally, a summer that feels like it might melt my face off has set in. Yet, this is my love note to spring. The colors of autumn and spring, their scents, and the emotions they evoked deserve long essays of their own. In autumn, I was mostly grateful I could feel my fingers after the brutal winter. Of course, there were the magical orange hues of autumn! And, ah, the Jacarandas in spring! The landscape erupted in color as purple Jacaranda flowers bloomed everywhere. Whenever I passed by a tree, it felt like I was walking on my very own carpet of purple.

    Jacaranda flowers at The Rocks

    How could I forget the fluffy yellow flowers of the Golden Wattle? Inhaling the sweet, sticky scent of these flowers as I walked past them every day was a treat in itself.

    Despite the watery eyes and the ‘achoos’ that punctuated my day, sometimes triggered by the mere sight of the flowers and their pollen, I loved all that the season offered. For one, I was glad that the sun was no longer setting at 4:45 pm anymore. By November, the sun began setting between seven and eight. I got more time to walk around the neighbourhood and exercise my lungs and legs. Each day, I picked a new route and enjoyed going through paved footpaths lined on each side by trees and shrubs, each trying to outdo the other in color and fragrance.

    Sure, there were times I walked into long hanging branches and spider webs. But it was alright. After all, I was being paid handsomely by the sight of flowers and the smells that spring offered. And every time I walked into a web, the reaction was the same. A frantic brushing of the face and arms and shaking of the body, followed by a throaty ‘ARGH’. Imagine my horror when someone I met later at an event recognized me from my walks! I hid at home for a week.

    The funniest incident happened on a fairly hot day. I was walking to a shop down the street. Before leaving the house, I grabbed the umbrella by the door, one that I hadn’t used since the rains stopped. The shade the umbrella provided was a relief. I was pretty smug about it until I noticed a small spider hanging by a web from the edge of my umbrella. The spider was probably harmless, and yet I could focus on nothing else. I shook the umbrella, moved it closer to the trees and bushes, but the spider hung on. It occurred to me much later that I probably looked like a crazy person as I swayed a large beige umbrella erratically, first to the left, then to the right, and back again. The yelps that followed might not have helped either.

    That evening, I switched my walking route to avoid anyone who might have seen me in the morning. It was the only time I wished for a face mask. The spider returned home with me, where I used a twig to get it off the umbrella, and watched it reluctantly move to a vine. Did the spider love my umbrella and, more importantly, living inside my house?

    In between all this, two of God’s creations became synonymous with spring for me—honorable mentions, you could say: magpies and bees. The magpies appeared as winter ended. I didn’t think much of them until I saw a boy riding a bicycle with spikes on his helmet, which turned out to be for deterring magpie attacks. Social media, the people at my lunch table, and even the local news dished out tips – from befriending the bird with morsels of meat to dark warnings of not turning your back! Now that sparked a new fear.

    To protect myself, I carried my trusted umbrella, which, due to its size, doubled as a walking stick on steep hills. This fear inspired new antics: once, I crossed a busy road twice to avoid a magpie minding its own business by the roadside. That day, I realized how Hershey, my sister’s dog, must feel when swooped by mynas.

    The bees are second in my list of honorable mentions. Well, I did expect the bees since it was spring, but the constant buzzing around my ears when I stepped out turned me into a spectacle. It’s almost like I had my own portable fan as my hands worked overtime to swat the bees away from my ears. An idea struck me – I could wear earphones! They worked superbly until the day I stepped to the side of a walkway to avoid the bees fussing around a branch. My feet came in contact with small pine cones strewn across the floor (if my guess is right, they are pine needles from Sheoak trees). I slipped and shrieked louder than I intended to, thanks to the podcast playing in my ears. Sigh, I had done it again.

    And so, that’s why I’m staying indoors this summer – at home with the air conditioning on, perfecting the art of folding an origami kangaroo. I am optimistic about it. One day I might create one that actually resembles a kangaroo. But trust me when I say, I’ve had enough of the delights of nature.

    Origami Kangaroo

  • Counting pennies – the bane of my existence!

    Counting pennies – the bane of my existence!

    I learned a basic survival skill early in life, like most of you readers. How to recognize denominations and count coins in my home currency. And when coin sizes changed over and over, I still managed to keep up. It’s irrelevant that I suddenly forget how to count or read numbers at a checkout line.

    So, when digital payments took off in India, I embraced it. I was a woman liberated from the weight of coins.

    When travel became affordable, I found that the drama with coins went with me. You see, at the end of a two-week trip, I pulled out my fat coin purse at a restaurant. Despite feeling a modicum of shame at having accumulated pennies, dimes, and dollars en masse, I was desperate. My luggage was already on the verge of exceeding the weight limit. The last thing I needed was weight of coins that I couldn’t use back home. So, I spread the coins on the table, sorted them into piles, and looked pitifully at my friends to help me get rid of them.

    On another trip, I was paying for some medicines. I was proud of myself for having used coins when the lady at the counter pointed out that I gave her a dollar instead of a ringgit. The mortification can’t be described with words.

    In the last few months, I hit a low or high, whichever way you look at it. The collection of dollars and cents built up until my purse started to show signs of splitting open. So, I generously gave out coins to my nieces. I donated some to my sister to unlock carts. When that did not help, I left a handful at home to lessen the weight.

    On a few occasions, my sister helped me lessen the load, while laughing. Well, at least someone was having fun. From time to time, I braved the ‘imagined’ stares of fellow shoppers while paying for things. At one point I did manage to reduce the number of coins. Then I visited a local fair where a shopkeeper handed me twenty dollars worth of coins! I was again walking around with coins jingling in my purse.

    Then, one day, four months into my stay, I discovered a way out.

    Self-checkout cash counters!

    The coins disappeared one by one in the coin slot, and my bill reduced a cent and a dollar at a time – ah, the best feeling in the world.

    Now the coins don’t scare me. That is, until I return home and face whatever new coin the government has released that poor hapless citizens like me can’t tell apart without thick prescription glasses.

  • The dog, the birds and the spider in the corner

    The dog, the birds and the spider in the corner

    I find myself in a fascinating new season this year. One that has seen me pack a big blue suitcase and move across the ocean. I surprised myself because I always thought I related to Bilbo Baggins and his reluctance to join a Dwarf mission! But here I am. 5000 miles away from home!

    A part of my heart will always be at home with my beloved Coco, yet a new friend has made this transition a little less heavy. An adorable dog named Hershey.

    This sweet little dog – I really mean it when I say little – barked at me for 30 minutes when we met for the first time. After exhausting himself, he realized it was easier to befriend me rather than bark at me. Now, he scolds me for leaving the house, insists I share my food, sleeps on my lap while I work, and has peed on me thrice (out of sheer excitement).

    Besides Hershey I met a few other creatures since moving. The other day, I went out to investigate an unusual rustling sound and met the blue-tongued lizard that lives in the garden. Of course, I did not wait around long enough to see its tongue. I admit I am not that brave. It had legs, the right colours and stripes – that was more than I needed to know. A quick Google search solved the rest of the mystery.

    Speaking of wild animals, I saw a fox leaping by the side of the road during a late-night drive. That was exciting since I had only seen them in zoos before (and on my Firefox browser).

    A reckless kangaroo took me by surprise one night when it jumped out of the bushes and landed in front of the car! Phew. We did not hit the animal thanks to quick reflexes (on my sister’s part) and a high-pitched scream (apparently mine) that alerted my sister to its presence.

    I should mention the rather sizeable group of Corellas that I get to see from my window everyday. These birds own the sidewalk, trees, and power lines. And the screeching noise they make is unbelievable! But I am getting used to it now; their chattering is like white noise.

    The spiders are one species I hope to never meet during my stay here. I know I cannot avoid them forever, so I always have a broom and a can of insect repellent within arm’s reach. Although, considering my track record with spiders, there is a good chance I might spray my eyes or hit myself on the head with the broom when the moment comes.

    Ah, the stories I could tell about spider encounters from my childhood! Stick around. I am working on capturing some of these stories in my upcoming book.

  • With love, To the dog who is slowing down my work

    With love, To the dog who is slowing down my work

    Last December, I had an epiphany. I finally understood why I was spending less time on my second book. And it was all thanks to a certain four-legged creature. I mulled over various reasons and finally concluded that my productivity was going haywire around tea time. The reason – Coco adores tea time.

    Coco using puppy dog eyes
    Coco using puppy dog eyes

    This is Coco, my two-year-old playful and energetic dog, who insists on shadowing me throughout the day. While I love having her around, it can get pretty overwhelming when she insists I accompany her for meal times, especially when I am on a tight deadline.

    Let me give you some context on why Coco loves tea time. My family has a tall snack box that emerges during tea. It did not take long for Coco to associate the box with tea and treats. The clever dog that she is, she also understood that if she put on an I-havent-eaten-in-forever expression, none of us could resist her. And if the snack was crunchy, she learnt that doing all her tricks in quick succession worked wonders.

    Soon, she started reminding me if I was late in brewing tea. On the rare occasion when I lost all track of time, she would lead me or my mom straight to the pantry and the shelf where the snack box stood. Slowly, I started relying on her internal clock to know when it was time for tea. Being clingy, she also learnt another trick to get me to leave my desk. She would put on dramatic sighs and whine until I agree to leave the room. There is, however, an exception to this behaviour, and that is when mom is making something delicious and the aroma reaches her nose. She is a dog, after all, with a weakness for good food!

    The challenge is that I cannot return to work after gulping down my tea and sharing my snacks with her. She nudges me with her wet nose to tell me it is time to play. I have only myself to blame for that. When Coco was a puppy, I innocently began playing with her outdoors during my tea break. I did not realize how quickly she would adapt to a routine.

    So, after a long game of fetch and staring at the cows and goats on the street with her, I struggle to resume work with the same enthusiasm as before. My energy is spent. Some days, the exercise helps me think better. But mostly, I end up wracking my brains trying to figure out how to spell ‘the’ or ‘definitely’.

    In all probability, the dedication page for my next book – whenever I complete it – will look something like this:

    To my darling Coco and her tea breaks, without which this book would have been finished a long, long while ago.

    Inspired by whoever wrote this dedication page. A true gem!

  • Awooo-ing with Santa at a book launch

    Awooo-ing with Santa at a book launch

    Someone once sent me a short clip of a bear coming out of hibernation with its fur scruffed and bunched on its head and back. And as this sleep-dazed bear slowly ambled out, it saw the outside world for the first time in months. It did not seem impressed by what it saw because without missing a beat, the bear turned around and returned to the cave. That’s how I felt when my friends from Cafe 33 in Chennai suggested a book launch event for my debut book!

    After months spent hunched over by myself over a laptop, wrangling with the text, images and layout, the last thing I wanted to do was stand in front of people. Yet, I agreed. I was sensible enough to know that my book could benefit from a widened reach. But the doubts lingered in my mind: Would people like my book? Would anyone come to the event? What would I say? What do I sign when someone buys a book?

    There was only one way to find out. I had to step forward and do this.

    Book launch flyer
    The sweetest flyer created by a talented young friend

    The book launch event was to be part of a yearly musical Christmas Night Lights program hosted by my friends in Chennai. The day of the event came around. I gathered with friends and acquaintances in a beautiful garden. There were strings of light strung all over the garden. Captivating music by a talented band added to the charm of the evening. This is the kind of atmosphere that has Christmas stamped all over it.

    Meet and greet

    And where was I? I took my place at a desk under a tree. Throughout the evening, people come over to buy a signed copy and catch up over a cup of hot cocoa. The stack of books went down with each purchase, which was a great feeling. But it was the conversations that night that made it all worth it. People shared about exciting ventures they were embarking on, some found inspiration to start long-forgotten projects, and I could also share a little about my self-publishing journey.

    Signing at a book launch
    Meet and greet

    I came away encouraged and can safely say I am inspired to do more for my next book.